FOC is just around the corner, and with it brings the most promising bash of the year
THE FOC BASH
I’m sure there’s a better name for this.
Introductions aside, the theme for this year is along the lines of geekness. Now, it’s no easy task scratching out the fine line between Nerds and Geeks like a deranged chicken, but a line there is. And Geeks have been singled out for this year’s idea of chic. The Geek Chic. A strange new vogue sweeping the globe where having your own little underground prayer altar for Dungeons and Dragons makes you one of the cool kids. Yes. The time for revolution is now. The geeks are fighting back!
Now, what constitutes geekdom? No one really knows. Everyone has their own take on it. But here are some sure signs that you have wandered far too deep into the realm of the gizmo garble.
1. The Calculator Watch
Ah…Who can forget the calculator watches? Thick, chunky, and super intelligent being that would probably be able to tell you the distance between here and Mars, balance your check books, fry you up some bacon and eggs, all while humming to you the theme song for this year’s National Day. And those buttons make it all the more amazing. Calculator watches came from the era during which all gizmos were trying to be all-in-one. This race is still on-going. Just look at my watch today. It can tell me the time, have 7 different ways of scrolling the seconds away and pop loose of its belt 5 times every day.
2. The Game Console Belt
This picture of a Lego belt came with the following caption. “If you ever, ever want to get laid again, don’t wear this $20 belt. Just don’t. You’ve been warned.”
But seriously. That’s a funny belt. I love lego. But probably won’t want it dangling from my pelvic bone. The belts you can find online when you google “Geek Belts” are so darn insane. Like this one belt made from IDE cables or another one we’ve been seeing around with the flashing LED on the front, blinking and squealing at unfortunate passersby.
But the one that truly takes the cake is the one that uses game consoles. Yes. NES. Atari. You are no longer safe.

It’s mildly obscene, come to think of it…
3. The Pocket Protector
Of course, no geek is complete without the super old school POCKET PROTECTOR. Don’t know what it is? Let me show you.
Pocket protectors! Guarding your little cloth flaps from spontaneously detonating ball point pens. Oh those nasty little pens!
Pocket protectors have come a long way to be where they are today. Now they have some that even take PDAs, scientific calculators, metre rulers and other such very very vital equipment. You wouldn’t want to be caught in a situation without your trusty metre ruler right?
Of course not.
Though truth be told, I put my phone in my unprotected pocket most of the time. Probably why my phone is going beserk on me and my pants are tearing little squirrel holes in themselves.
So what does a geek dress like?
I honestly have no clue. But famous Geek-assigned folk include Adam Brody, David Tennant and Jarvis Cocker.

A bit strange that last one… Hmm…
What do I think? I think geek is very… Like that… And zombie geeks are very like this… So… Zombie geeks can only come to one logical conclusion.

Yes. That’s right. Shaun of the Dead. Now to find me a short sleeved white shirt.