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UbiDays 2008

Posted by Ying Huang on May 29, 2008

Well, today is UbiDays 2008. A day when Ubisoft unveils its latest games and technological advances to the world’s press and corporate partners.

I only remembered when half the office walked out the door at the same time.

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So I didn’t go to the Louvre… But I did spend the rest of the day getting frustrated over the stupid model that I’ve named “Stupid Flailing Bastard” cause he wouldn’t stop jiggling around.

I DIDN’T KEY THAT.

=(

Anyway, I saw something strange on my way to work…

Now… Why would you invest time, effort and money just to dig a hole in the sidewalk so you can bury an orange cone?

I will never understand the subtle complexities of life.

Then of course… I doodled…

Me tearing out my hair cause Stupid Flailing Bastard was flailing stupidly.

Tired… LACK OF SLEEP I SAY!!!

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Mee Goreng

Posted by Ying Huang on May 29, 2008

Is what I’m masticating like a cow right now.

YES. I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN COOKING MEE GORENG. Edible mee goreng to boot, considering the amazing lack of ingredients in my refrigerator.

Anyway, another day at work, and more doodles! I drew the guy who appeared slightly after lunch and poked at our computers with a stick that went BEEP!

Yeeeaaahh…. You can tell I didn’t really pay attention to his face. I was concerned as to why he was poking my computer.

I had curry for lunch today! I’ve been cooking Japanese curry the past couple of days… Japanese curry with chicken, bell peppers and… asparagus. I like asparagus! Really! It’s oh so yummy! I would have put it in my mee goreng if I didn’t want to have more tomorrow. I should buy more over the weekend… And buy yellow noodles…

Picture of me cooking curry. =D And I also managed to cook rice! In a pot! So proud of myself. I sacrificed poor little cabbages to line the bottom of the pot. Makes it alot easier to wash. Just peel off the veggies. No horrible burnt rice scraping…

I drew Teng too! Though it doesn’t look like her, in the same way how the cartoon me doesn’t look like me…

If you can’t tell what she’s doing, she scaring away the lizard that bullied me.

Come to think of it… I haven’t seen any lizards here…

And it didn’t rain today. =D

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Validated.

Posted by Ying Huang on May 28, 2008

After so long. I had to work for 2 days to create something reasonably acceptable.

I also took a shot of the enormous keyhole to the meeting room. =D

Then I doodled…

GHOST RECON!!! =D

And a drawing of me after opening my DHL box, wrapped up in my blanket, surrounded by my packets of maggi mee, and watching DVDs.

It’s been raining the past couple of days. I hate the rain. It dissolves all the dog poop on the sidewalks into a horrible brown muck. You never know if the puddle you next step into is water or something more sinister.

Eating. Hungry!

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107 hits

Posted by Ying Huang on May 26, 2008

in slightly more than 12 hours! o.o And 3 reviews too.

Not too bad for a comeback…

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More Nonsense FF clips

Posted by Ying Huang on May 26, 2008

Makes you wonder where they find the time to do all this…

Cloud & Co watching Advent Children (shit ass funny)

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Ying is writing again…

Posted by Ying Huang on May 25, 2008

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SHALL I GIVE YOU THIS PEAR???

Posted by Ying Huang on May 25, 2008

OMG THESE ARE SO FUNNY (2nd one almost made me vomit blood)

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Final Fantasy Madness

Posted by Ying Huang on May 25, 2008

A spoof of Final Fantasy VII on youtube. I never knew there were so many. But its hilarious!

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Day Out

Posted by Ying Huang on May 25, 2008

It’s another Saturday, and another Saturday alone. So I decided to bide my time by traveling around and doing some shopping (though what I was going to buy was still a mystery to me at the time.) Not sure why I wanted to wear a tie today either…

Today’s flow of events is presented to you by…

MY CRAPPY DRAWINGS!

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Okay. So I took the long train ride down to Franklin D. Roosevelt station down along Champs Elysée. Main purpose? To eat mussels. And try out my new ATM card.

Not entirely sure why, but everytime I take the train I get the weirdest looks ever. I’m not even sure if there’s a name for the kinda look they give me. It must be uniquely French, and utterly impossible to place in an English dictionary.

When I arrived, I made my way to the HSBC along Champs Elysée to try out my new ATM card. While collecting my card yesterday, the bank lady didn’t (contrary to what we do in Singapore) give me a pin number and I wasn’t asked to enter one. So I rather silly-ly decided that it must be something done at the ATM machine.

As luck may have it, the ATM machine only spoke French, a language I know nuts about. So after trying to enter a pin code 3 times, it ate my card.

Yeah. Ate.

Then spewed a receipt that said “CARTE CAPTUREE”.

Goddamit. I know you captured my damn card. Don’t sound so happy about it.

I called up HSBC who told me the PIN number was sent to my address. And the address they had was… In Singapore. Fuck. Idiots. I emailed them last week to update my particulars. Of course, they hadn’t bothered to reply or update. So now I’m going to get a replacement card. In 2 weeks. Brilliant. My mom couldn’t stop yelling on the phone what idiots there were working in these companies (DHL… HSBC…)

Having my card confiscated and a little more than 70 euros in my wallet, I went to have mussels! Which was supposed to be the highlight of my lonely day. When I got in however, I was very promptly ignored by the waiter at the door, who seated, served and billed everyone around me while I was trying to get his attention.

When I was finally seated by the manager in some corner, it took me another 7 minutes and 15 seconds to get the attention of one of nearly 5 waiters who whizzed past. Annoying? Yes.

Unlike the last time I came, this time, my drink didn’t have a straw and I wasn’t given a wet towel. After attempting to try to ask for one for another 3 minutes, i gave up and resigned to having my fingers smell like shellfish for the rest of the day. (Maybe they didn’t want to give me one cause they gave me 2 the last time.) I happily got the glass my coke was in totally basted in the lovely sauce though, since i had to keep picking up the glass. Ah well. no matter!

Full of mussels, I took off to Galleries Lafayette! Where… I didn’t buy anything. Nothing caught my eye. It was horribly crowded though and this very large guy tried to squeeze past me while I was walking down the aisle looking at CDs. I stepped aside to let him pass and realigned myself on my original path when his daughter shoved me aside 3 seconds later to get to her father, casting me a really angry look while she did so.

If I weren’t me, I would have punched her nose in.

Garh. Ang more parents should really beat their kids.

Having nothing to see at galleries Lafayette, and thoroughly pissed off by a kid, I made my way to Printemps instead – another huge shopping mall.

I bought myself a new belt from Citadium (an entire building full of young ppl clothes) as well as a checkered suspenders from Vans! Lol. No idea why I bought the suspenders. =\

I was going to pop by FNAC to drool at electrical appliances when I saw a Monoprix next to Citadium. So I went down and to my surprise, it was a supermarket! I happily bought my weekly groceries before realizing I would have to lug all that shit back home.

If the weight of the damn bags weren’t enough, it started to pour when I exited the supermarket, leaving me soaked to the skin when I got onto the train.

It was only when I was arriving at St Mandé station when I noticed the pink from the bags had run in the rain and was now the pink of my nice khaki pants… =( I like my pants…

Thankfully I got it out by scrubbing it with a bar of soap. But now I’m drained, hungry and have no motivation to neither cook nor go out to eat. And I’m still cold form being soaked, despite my shower.

So that was my day out. Tada.

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CHOKING HAZARD

Posted by Ying Huang on May 24, 2008

Since someone choked on a drink yesterday while reading my blog, I decided it’s high time to place a choking hazard warning on my blog.

The contents of this blog are annoying, ridiculous and promote raucous behavior in small mammals. It is not advisable to be consuming, masticating, ingesting or digesting any form of sustenance while enjoying the contents of this blog. Doing so may cause involuntary spasms, leading to choking and retching of regrettables. The owner of this blog will accept no responsibility to any harm that falls upon either reader, reader’s computer/phone/other devices, or persons in the immediate vicinity of reader who would inevitably scamper away following the sounds of gagging. Have a pleasant day.

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