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Archive for May 24th, 2008

CHOKING HAZARD

Posted by Ying Huang on May 24, 2008

Since someone choked on a drink yesterday while reading my blog, I decided it’s high time to place a choking hazard warning on my blog.

The contents of this blog are annoying, ridiculous and promote raucous behavior in small mammals. It is not advisable to be consuming, masticating, ingesting or digesting any form of sustenance while enjoying the contents of this blog. Doing so may cause involuntary spasms, leading to choking and retching of regrettables. The owner of this blog will accept no responsibility to any harm that falls upon either reader, reader’s computer/phone/other devices, or persons in the immediate vicinity of reader who would inevitably scamper away following the sounds of gagging. Have a pleasant day.

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Dunno How Long

Posted by Ying Huang on May 24, 2008

So my package DIDN’T arrive today. Word of advice to readers, don’t use DHL. Especially when sending items overseas. They said the package from Singapore would arrive in my hands in 2 days.

That was 11 days ago.

“Your package will arrive by DHL.”

“Your package will arrive by Dunno How Long.”

It took them 8 days to clear customs. Whatever is so dubious about a blanket, a set of bedsheets, a dvd player and a packet of maggi mee will forever elude me. And today, when they tried to deliver, they said “We tried, but could not.”

What the hell does that mean?

The guy on the phone who seemed not too happy to be speaking to me in English, went on to explain that perhaps the front desk turned them away. Or the door wasn’t open.

Of course the door isn’t open. You can always knock on the reception window… Or call me. (DHL said they don’t have my number, when they called me at least 3 times last week)

Of course they don’t have my number. They telepathically rung up my phone using a really agitated skunk pressed against their foreheads while chanting “yiinnnnggg…. yiiiinnngggg….”

=.=

Another cold night ahead. Another boring weekend.

Work was… work. I got to meet the producer today (after 3 weeks). He’s a nice guy really. Very friendly. =) With renewed vigor, I went back to my desk to…

Doodle.

I finished shading Cloud. =D Still cannot shade cloth for nuts.

Then I drew a diagram of my magical stomach sardine that tells me what to do sometimes…

here’s a picture of me working…

And a picture of me playing with the DHL box that never came…

And a picture of Teng’s tummy whale…

And then a drawing of what I feel like doing tomorrow… EAT MUSSELS!

ENOUGH! Time to eat my frozen pizza. And watch another day of CNN.

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