Verse 1:
Girl, please excuse me if I’m coughing kinda strong,
but Ive got a cavitated nodule in my lung,
My tricuspid is damaged, platelets-fibrin might thrombose.
That vegetation’s got it looking just like a jungle.
oooh, ooh,
Acute from staph aureus if you’re an IVDU
oooh, ooh,
A fever and a murmur, baby, let me here you go:
Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler’s node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!
Aureus, viridans,
epidermidis, enterococcus
Verse 2:
Girl, please excuse, but my heart disease predisposed
My mitral valve is prolapsed and my arteries sclerosed,
strep viridans and group D giving me a subacute,
Bartonella culture negative you’ll never even know!
oooh, ooh,
Anaerobes can’t do it cuz they don’t adhere to you
oooh, ooh,
A fever and a murmur, baby, let me here you go:
Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler’s node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!
Immune complexes, heart infection,
emboli to brain, skin, and lung,
Janeway lesions, spleen infarction,
Mycotic aneurysm.
Roth spot, petechiae
hematuria, arthritis
Chorus:
Endocarditis! Changed hemodynamic flow
Endocarditis! Got a tender Osler’s node,
Endocarditis! Ventricular septal hole,
Endocarditis! Endocarditis!
